What has pale skin, red eyes, sharp teeth, and lurks in the darkest corners of your room?

​

If you answered ‘a vampire’, then you're wrong.

​

MWUHAHAHA! YOU FOOL! You fell for the ploy!

​

The correct answer is: me.

​

What am I doing there? I'm probably in the middle of a 24-hour writing bender. Be a pal and chuck me a snack?

​

I'm Stacey Silver, the Marchioness Du Strange and Cumbria's favourite horror author (fight me, bro!). I'm here to serve you a healthy helping of horror and dark humour.

​

And NO ONE leaves until they've cleared their plate!

​

So, have a look around. There are books to discover, strange worlds to explore, and an entire biography you didn't ask for.

​

I promise I'll hold your hand, but for God's sake, DO NOT STRAY FROM THE PATH.